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Jon’s ‘WWE WrestleMania XXX Pre-Show’ LIVE Recap – Four-Way for Tag Team Championship, Lots of Talking

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Before WrestleMania XXX goes down, WWE Network will be airing a two-hour pre-show to further hype the biggest event of the year and it will also feature The Usos defending their Tag Team Championship against three other teams.

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VIDEO: WrestleMania XXX music video set to that awful Kid Rock song.

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VIDEO: Triple H & Stephanie McMahon reveal the WrestleMania XXX arena (taped and shown on Friday).

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We pan the outside of the arena, then inside as fans slowly file in. We cut to the panel area where Josh Matthews is standing by with Mick Foley (cheap pop included), Booker T, and Shawn Michaels (who wasn’t scheduled so he admits to being unprepared). Everyone is super pumped and oh my god WrestleMania has survived against the naysayers! Matthews hypes the Fatal Four Way for the WWE Tag Team Championship to come in the second hour. Booker T hypes The Real Americans potentially walking out as new champs, Foley agrees and says it’s Cesaro‘s time this weekend, and Michaels wonders if the team can work through their issues. Foley says Zeb Colter told him his boys are prepared. We cut to Renee Young in the social media lounge, letting us know about relevant hashtags. She then reads some tweets, including one from tonight’s social media ambassador Hugh Jackman from yesterday.

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Back to the panel and they talk about the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal. HBK says the key to the thing is not get thrown out of the match, sarcastically of course.

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WM XXX HYPE VIDEO: John Cena Vs. Bray Wyatt

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Matthews asks HBK if Wyatt can beat Cena. HBK thinks he can because he’s got Cena thinking about his legacy and he’s distracted. He’s interrupted by the Wyatt jump cut and we go The Wyatt FamilyLuke Harper whistles for a bit before Bray Wyatt walks in. He says he’s done a lot of terrible things to good people, and goes into a story about how he hurt someone considered a brother because he was reckless and a danger to everyone around him. Wyatt says he could have saved his friend, all he had to do was reach his hand out, but instead he watched him walk right into the fire. Wyatt says the flames were so beautiful, then tells Cena to think about that; if he was able to do that to someone he loved, imagine what he’s going to do to “someone like you”. Wyatt sings “he’s got the whole world in his hands”, crazy eyes a buggin’. Wyatt laughs and walks off, Harper and Erick Rowan staring until the Wyatt cut plays them off. AWESOME. WICKED AWESOME.

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VIDEO: WM XXX commercial, focusing on Taker/Lesnar.

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Back to the panel where they shill some energy drink or something. HBK says he thinks Wyatt is in Cena’s head. Foley regales us with a story about his match with HBK and how he thought he could win by getting into his head (IYH: Mind Games in 1996). Foley says Wyatt is a darker, meaner, and more gifted version of what he was.

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WM XXX HYPE VIDEO: Undertaker Vs. Brock Lesnar, complete with Paul Heyman’s transcendent sell of the match and of Lesnar’s potential ability to end the Streak.

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The panel talks about the Streak. HBK says Lesnar might have a shot as the timing is good since the last five Taker matches have worn the Deadman down. Foley says he’s going to sit in the crowd with his kids to watch this match because he wants to witness history. We cut backstage to Byron Saxton, who’s standing outside the locker room of Brock Lesnar. He knocks on the door and Paul Heyman immediately stops him. Heyman says that’s not a good idea and asks Saxton to address questions to him. Heyman takes over, saying Lesnar is prepared to break the Streak, then sells WM XXX as everyone’s chance to see the Streak conquered live by BRAWK LESSSSNAR. Heyman stares Saxton down and Saxton takes it back to the panel.

Matthews asks the panel what it’s like to waiting on the Taker. HBK says it’s fun to take it all in. Foley says the air on his arm would stand up when Taker made his entrance. Booker says it was 30 degrees cooler when Taker walked out against him. HBK says it’s great until you actually have to wrestle him.

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VIDEO: The History of WrestleMania in a quick nutshell.

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Alex Riley is outside the Superdome. He talks with a kid fan who likes Daniel Bryan’s beard and takes a selfie. We then take it back to Renee Young in the social media lounge. She reads tweets predicting the finish of the ATG battle royal.

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Shots of the Superdome filling up, then we go to the panel where NFL player Shawne Merriman has joined the group. He talks about his favorite WM moments. HBK’s favorite WM moment is Savage/Steamboat from WM III. 

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VIDEO: Daniel Bryan’s long journey from NXT rookie to potential WM main eventer, and how Triple H has been a thorn in his side since screwing him over at Summerslam 2013.

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Tom Phillips is backstage with Daniel Bryan. Bryan says he will be in two matches or go down trying. Bryan says he’s lost a lot of respect of Triple H as a human, but still has some for him as a competitor. Bryan’s kind of strength doesn’t come from lifting weights, it comes from the people. He says he owes it to them to beat Triple H then win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Bryan says tonight is his night and the people’s night. THIS IS OUR NIGHT, THIS IS OUR MOMENT and he promises not to let them down. Oh god he’s gonna lose, isn’t he?

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Back to the panel Merriman says Bryan/Triple H is gonna be one of the most emotional passionate matches of the night. HBK says it was great watching Triple H succeed, and Bryan is on the same road.

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VIDEO: The Bella Twins teach us how to download the WWE Network. I’m currently watching this on the WWE Network so I find this pretty funny (I know it’s being broadcast on other channels right now though, so I’ll let it go).

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Hype for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship main event. Merriman talks about butterflies and yadda yadda. HBK says you can’t prepare for “last minute”, which Orton and Batista has to do. They then talk about Cena/Wyatt for some reason.

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VIDEO: Booker T interviews Batista. He takes a swipe at having to return in Dayton, OH of all places which made me smile.

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The panel discuss about the triple threat main event. HBK says there’s no advantage for anyone in a match like that. Booker says Daniel Bryan wants it more than anyone else. Shawne Merriman is trending on Twitter. We segue to the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal, and a video of security guards loading in the trophy into an armored truck. I WANT IT. I WANT IT SO BAD. Back live Merriman is picking Rey Mysterio to win. Booker picks Kofi Kingston (who lost to Heath Slater on Superstars this week!). HBK plays it safe by picking The Big Show.

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VIDEO: Hulk Hogan is back in the WWE.

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The panel talk about Hulk Hogan and how awesome Hulk Hogan is. Matthews thanks Merriman for joining them then says it’s time to wrap up hour 1. Hour 2 is exclusive to the WWE Network and there will be a fatal four way match included! Matthews signs off from the rest of the outlets and here we go to hour 2.

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After some awkward silence Matthews says it’s now hour 2 of the WrestleMania XXX pre-show. We pan the crowd inside of the arena. Hype for the fatal four way Tag Team Championship match. Matthews introduces the newest member of the panel, Jimmy Hart (Book and HBK are still there). They talk about the tag team match and Booker once again professes that The Real Americans will win. Hart also thinks so. Cut to Renee Young in the social media lounge, then signs off after highlighting Hugh Jackman‘s lone WM tweet.

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VIDEO: Andre The Giant mini-retrospective, meant to help showcase how important the ATG Memorial Battle Royal is going to be. Does a good job, I’m hyped for it.

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We see video from “Moments Ago”, where the security guards and Andre buddy Tim White bringing the ATG Memorial trophy into the stadium. HBK still thinks The Big Show will win.

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WM XXX HYPE VIDEO: Daniel Bryan Vs. Triple H

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My PS3 just glitched a bit and now that I’m back live the audio is horrible. I’m talking DGUSA-quality. The audio quality is actually bad all-around. Hmm. We go back to the panel and now Alex Riley is part of the pre-show panel. My Twitter feed just groaned in unison. I like him though. I’m too distracted to really pay attention to what they’re talking about and I’m sorry for that. Lilian Garcia makes her entrance and the crowd goes wild. Looks like we’re getting a match soon!

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VIDEO: Michael Cole interviews John Cena

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Jerry Lawler has just made his entrance in the background as the panel discuss Cena/Wyatt.

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FEUD RECAP: Shield Vs. NAO & Kane

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Cut backstage to The ShieldDean Ambrose says all he cares about is Kane and The New Age Outlaws bringing their absolute best tonight so they can feel the pain of knowing their best isn’t good enough against The Shield. Seth Rollins says they know what Kane & NAO are capable of but tonight when the old dies out and the new rises up they will make them a part of the Shield’s history. Roman Reigns says they’re the future and they do their Shield fist pose.

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Trish Stratus has joined the pre-show panel. She says it felt natural and right to induct Lita last night at the brilliantly crazy Hall Of Fame ceremony. Because there’s a woman now they talk about the Vickie Guerrero Diva Invitational. Stratus says it’s time for a change and says AJ better watch her back.

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We cut to the ring where Michael Cole quickly welcomes us before Zeb Colter leads everyone in a “WE! THE PEOPLE!” chant. The Real Americans make their way out for the “Fatal Four Way ELIMINATION match”. Glitchy video but the audio cleared up. Cole, JBL, and Jerry Lawler are shown at the announce table. They are super excited. Ryback & Curtis Axel are the second team out, both men’s theme music mixed together ewwww. Los Matadores are third out, along with El Torito. The final team, Tag Champs The Usos, do their Siva Tau thing which is mic’ed horribly.

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1. Fatal Four Way (Elimination Rules): The Usos (Jimmy & Jey Uso) (c) Vs. The Real Americans (Jack Swagger & Cesaro) [w/ Zeb Colter] Vs. RybAXEL (Curtis Axel & Ryback) Vs. Los Matadores (Fernando y Diego) [w/ El Torito] for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Jey Uso takes Curtis Axel down with a side headlock. Both Usos have chest tattoos now so I have no idea how to tell them apart anymore. Axel and Jey trade chops, the latter winning the war. Axel tries to tag in a Real American but they both jump off the apron to avoid it. Axel ducks a clothesline, leapfrogs Jey, then hits a running dropkick. Ryback tags in and repeatedly pushes around Jey. Jey gets in some shots but gets taken down with a big boot off the Irish whip. Diego tags himself in, and Jey rolls him up for 2. Jimmy tags in but they miss the double elbowdrop. Diego with back to back chops, stops Jey, does the Ole, then ducks a clothesline and connects with a midsection savate kick. Fernando tags in and they hit TOTAL ELIMINATION on Jey for a 2-count. Fernando with an armbar. Jey escapes and Cesaro tags himself in to the joy of the crowd. Cesaro whips Fernando into the corner and tags into Swagger, hitting their double team moves for 2. Swagger with a back suplex but Fernando flips out and hits Swagger with a springboard back splash. Fernando hits a springboard splash.

Swagger goes for a powerbomb but Fernando takes him out with a hurricanrana. Cesaro charges and is also sent out, as is Ryback. Fernando takes out The Usos as well. Los Matadores take flight and splash, the host of bodies on the ground. Torito climbs to the top but Axel grabs him and throws him in the ring. Axel yells that it’s his time then climbs to the top. Los Matadores climb up and put him on their shoulders. Torito then splashes him, and they all tumble into the rest of the teams. THIS IS AMAZING. Fernando, I think, heads to the top but Swagger climbs up and sends him face-first into the mat. Swagger applies the PATRIOT LOCK and Fernando taps. Los Matadores have been eliminated.

Swagger turns around into Jey Uso (I THINK), who levels Swagger with rights. Swagger ducks a spin kick and applies the PATRIOT LOCK. Jey rolls through and sends him into the ropes. Axel tags in and levels Jey with a running knee to the skull. Ryback tags in and lifts up Jey for the delayed vertical suplex for the 1…2…kickout. Ryback with a scoop slam and climbs to the second rope, tagging Axel. Ryback hits the Avalanche Splash then Axel follows up with a second-rope forearm for the 1…2…kickout. Axel sends Jey into Ryback’s knee then backs him in the corner. Ryback tags back in and they club Jey down in the corner, Ryback covering for a 1-count. Ryback with a series of knees to Jey’s spine, then covers for the 1…2…kickout. Ryback with a seated cobra clutch to wear Jey down. Cesaro yells that he heard Jey give up because Cesaro, like Ian always says, is a GODKING.

Jey gets to his feet but Ryback applies a front chancery, hitting him with a knee. Jey dodges the corner splash, sending him shoulder-first into the post. Jimmy tags in and takes out everybody. Jimmy with a superkick followed by another kick and a catapult Samoan drop. Jimmy follows up with the running butt splash then kicks Ryback out to the floor. Axel gets clotheslined out to the floor but Swagger runs in with a spinebuster (I guess he tagged Axel on his way out) for the 1…2…kickout. Swagger goes for the SWAGGER BOMB but eats boot. Ryback tags himself in and hits Jimmy with a spinebuster before hitting Swagger with one of his own. Ryback clubs his chest like King Kong. Ryback seats up and levels Swagger with the MEATHOOK CLOTHESLINE and yells for the finish. Ryback stacks Swagger but Cesaro grabs Swagger off and tags himself in. Ryback clotheslines Swagger then slams Cesaro in. Ryback goes for the Meathook but Cesaro responds with SWISS DEATH and THE NEUTRALIZER for the 1…2…3. RybAXEL have been eliminated.

The Usos and The Real Americans stare one another down. The Real Americans do a “WE! THE PEOPLE!” and The Usos do the “USO!” yell. All four men brawl, Usos taking the heels out to the floor. Usos hits stereo planchas as the crowd goes nuts. Cesaro ends up back in and Jimmy (maybe?) flies at Cesaro, who reverses the splash into a backbreaker for the 1…2…kickout. Jimmy counters the NEUTRALIZER with a jackknife roll-up for the 1…2…Cesaro bridges out and goes for the CESARO SWING. Jey tags in and eats a European uppercut. Jey escapes a slam and goes for a roll-up but Swagger tags himself in. Jey hits both of them with WHISPER IN THE WIND. Jey covers Swagger for the 1…2…kickout! Jey slaps on the PATRIOT LOCK, and in come Jimmy and Cesaro. Jimmy catches Swagger with a superkick, Cesaro hits him with an uppercut, Jey with a Samoan drop on Cesaro. THIS MATCH IS SO GOOD YOU GUYS.

Jimmy tags in and so does Cesaro. Jimmy ducks a kick, hits a superkick and uppercut. Jimmy sends Cesaro into Swagger then The Usos hit Cesaro with double superkicks. The Usos both climb to the top and hit Cesaro with a double splash for the 1…2…3!

Winners and STILL Tag Team Champions: The Usos (16:12)

  • Jon’s Thoughts: An absolutely amazing match to start things off, and probably the best pre-show match ever. A really fun and fast-paced encounter with a great schmazz with all four teams in the early going. MOAR SPLASHES. The Usos and The Real Americans leading chants then charging into battle was a great moment. Just tremendous tremendous stuff. Should have been on the main show. (****)

Post-Match: Swagger yells at Cesaro, Colter tries to calm him down. Swagger applies the PATRIOT LOCK but Colter yells at him not to do it. Colter tells them to shake hands and possibly hugs. Swagger holds out his hand and the crowd boos. Cesaro shakes it…then puts SWAGGER IN THE CESARO SWIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG. Cesaro releases the hold, does his arm gun thing, and does the “WE! THE PEOPLE!” thing before leaving the ring and peacing out.

  • Jon’s Thoughts: Let the Cesaro Era begin!

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Back to the pre-show panel. Stratus is still there. They talk about what just happened, then Stratus talks about inducting Lita again. She talks about Lita’s dress and how crazy it was! CRAAAAAZY BECAUSE SHE DON’T DRESS LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE GET IT? Stratus’s favorite WM moment was 18, when she competed for the Women’s Championship. Talk about the Divas Invitational and a video from 2 weeks ago on RAW where the match was first announced. Riley thinks Tamina is gonna win, as does Stratus. With 2 minutes to go the panel talk about what they’re excited about for tonight’s show. Yadda yadda, time for the show to actually start. Come join me on the recap!

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Jon’s ‘WrestleMania XXX’ Preview: Lineup, Thoughts, + Predictions

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This Sunday WWE presents the biggest show of the year, WrestleMania XXX, live from the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, LA. Being that it’s the historic 30th iteration of the “Showcase of the Immortals” it has the potential to be a game-changing show with a tremendously satisfying finish. Join me as I look through the (announced) lineup for the event, giving my thoughts on each match as well as totally baseless predictions.

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WWE ‘RAW’ 3/31/14 Results + Notes – Bryan Isn’t Dead, Lesnar Flattens Undertaker, Piper’s Pit, Final WrestleMania XXX Hype

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Venue: Verizon Center (Washington, D.C.)

Commentators: Michael Cole, JBL, & Jerry Lawler

With WrestleMania XXX only six days away this week’s RAW was focused on hyping the “showcase of the immortals”. The episode was headlined by the original WM XXX main event as Randy Orton faced Batista in non-title action, and also featured everything from a Piper’s Pit turned donnybrook to Brock Lesnar attacking The Undertaker to John Cena playing mind games with Bray Wyatt to Daniel Bryan making his valiant return after being laid out two weeks ago.

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Tag Title Match Moved to ‘WrestleMania XXX’ Pre-Show

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It has been confirmed that the fatal four way match for the WWE Tag Team Championship has been moved to the WWE Network-exclusive half of the WrestleMania XXX pre-show. The Usos will defend the straps against Ryback & Curtis Axel, Los Matadores, and The Real Americans. Should be a fun clusterschmazz of a match. 

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Jon’s ‘WWE Main Event’ 3/18/14 Recap + Review – The Undertaker Speaks, Brotherhood Vs. The Real Americans, Titus O’Neil in Action

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Commentators: Tom Phillips & Byron Saxton

The Undertaker made his Main Event debut this week, taking on…Paul Heyman in an in-ring segment. Also on the show Those Damn Rhodes Boys took on The Real AmericansTitus O’Neil engaged in some fisticuffs, and probably other things too. Let’s find out together!

Match Results

  1. Cody Rhodes & Goldust defeated The Real Americans [w/ Zeb Colter] when Rhodes pinned Jack Swagger with CROSS RHODES (12:23 shown) [***].
  2. The Funkadactyls defeated Layla & Alicia Fox when Naomi pinned Fox with a Split-Legged Moonsault (5:01) [**1/2].
  3. The Big Show defeated Titus O’Neil via pinfall with the KNOCKOUT PUNCH (4:27) [*1/2].

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The team of Cody Rhodes & Goldust make their way out for the opening contest as Tom Phillips welcomes the home audience. Clips from last Friday’s Smackdown Rhodes/Real Americans finish and post-match shenanigans play. Speak of the devils out come The Real Americans to oppose the Rhodes Boys, joined as usual by Zeb Colter. Phillips wonders if The Real Americans are the #1 contenders to the Tag Team Titles after beating The Usos on Monday. I’d say/hope so.

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Match #1: Cody Rhodes & Goldust Vs. The Real Americans (Jack Swagger & Cesaro) [w/ Zeb Colter]

Swagger with a side headlock to start. He follows up with a shoulderblock that immediately sends Goldust out to the floor. It’s announced that a Fatal Four Way will occur on Smackdown to decide the #1 contenders to the Tag Team Championship. Goldust slides back in and slaps on a side headlock. He floors Swagger with a shoulderblock and follows up with a hip toss, inverted atomic drop, uppercut, and an armdrag takedown. Rhodes tags in and drops a top-rope elbow over Swagger’s exposed left arm. Rhodes slaps on a hammerlock but Swagger escapes and sends Rhodes into the corner. Cesaro tags in and connects with a European uppercut. Cesaro with a series of knee strikes to the head. He tosses Rhodes out, but Rhodes skins the cat back in and hits a clothesline, covering for a 1-count. Rhodes applies a front chancery but gets sent out to the floor. Swagger trips Rhodes up on the apron when he tries to reenter as the ref is distracted.

Cesaro climbs to the outside and rams Rhodes face-first into the apron. Back in the ring Cesaro covers for 2, then tries again this time only getting 1. Cesaro applies a chinlock, and hits a backbreaker after sending him into the ropes. Cesaro covers for 2 then tags Swagger back in. The Real Americans connect with a double back elbow and Swagger covers for 2. Swagger applies a standing front chancery. Rhodes flips out of a back suplex attempt and takes Swagger’s head off with a DISASTER KICK. Cesaro tags in but so does Goldust. Goldust with back to back clotheslines followed by the drop down right and inverted atomic drop. Goldust with a running boot to the temple followed by a series of rights in the corner mount. Swagger runs over and Goldust catches him with a forearm. Goldust turns back to Cesaro and hits a sunset bomb for the 1…2…kickout. Swagger runs in and Goldust clotheslines him to the floor. Goldust then backdrops Cesaro out to the floor. Rhodes and Goldust take flight and take out both Real Americans. Cesaro rolls back in and Goldust follows, covering for the 1…2…kickout. Goldust whips Cesaro off but jumps right into a backbreaker. Cesaro covers for the 1…2…kickout. The Real Americans are in control as we go to commercial break.

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Goldust breaks out of an armbar, but Swagger clotheslines him and sends him to the floor. Cesaro tags in, measures Goldust, and hits a massive running clothesline. He screams in triumph and rolls Goldust back in, covering for the 1…Goldust is under the rope. Cesaro pulls him into the center and covers again for the 1…2…kickout. Cesaro with a front chancery. Cesaro sends Goldust into the corner but eats a boot during a splash attempt. Goldust follows up with a second-rope Goldiecanranna, but Swagger tags in and attacks him before he can make a tag. Swagger rolls Goldust towards the corner then hits the Swagger Bomb as Cesaro tags in. Cesaro leap frogs over Swagger and connects with a double stomp for the 1…2…kickout.

Cesaro connects with a deadlift gutwrench suplex and covers again for the 1…2…kickout. Swagger tags back in and applies yet another front chancery. Swagger switches to a standing bear hug but Goldust fights out and catches Swagger with a loud right. Swagger sends Goldust into the corner, but Goldust fights back with a flying back elbow from the middle turnbuckle. Both men are down. Cesaro tags in and kicks Rhodes off the apron, but walks into a back bodydrop from Goldust. Cesaro hits Goldust from behind with a European uppercut and follows up with a CESARO SWING for around 9 revolutions. Swagger tags in and Cesaro catapults Goldust into his arms, hitting a spinebuster for the 1…2…Rhodes breaks it up.

Goldust fights his way out of the Real Americans corner, backdropping Swagger out to the floor and knocking Cesaro off the apron. Rhodes finally gets the tag and levels Swagger with back to back clotheslines followed by the corner sunset flip for the 1…2…kickout. Rhodes hits Swagger then hip tosses Cesaro into the ring. Rhodes catches both with a springboard double dropkick. Rhodes with the hanging midsection kick, but Cesaro prevents a Cross Rhodes attempt. Goldust catches Cesaro with a powerslam and Rhodes hits Swagger with a top-rope moonsault for the 1…2…kickout! Swagger counters a Disaster Kick with the PATRIOT LOCK. Swagger wrenches back as Rhodes struggles. He crawls towards the bottom rope but Cesaro holds it back. Goldust attacks Cesaro on the outside as Rhodes breaks out. Rhodes catches Swagger with CROSS RHODES for the 1…2…3!

Winners [via Pinfall]: Cody Rhodes & Goldust (12:23 shown)

  • Jon’s Thoughts: Always love me a Brotherhood/Real Americans match and this was no different. A fun match with some good action, and it’s nice to see The Real Americans back on the same page. I guess WWE got cold feet about breaking them up in the same way they decided not to go with a Shield breakup (yet, anyway). I’m fine with that, The Real Americans are the best team in the WWE. (***)

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We cut to the announce table where Byron Saxton gets super excited about the new WWE Slam City cartoon/action figure line. He right to do so because the first four episodes were pretty funny. They then segue into a full-on Slam City commercial.

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MAIN EVENT HYPE: The Undertaker is gonna say some words!

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-Commercial Break-

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SMACKDOWN HYPE: John Cena takes on The Wyatt Family’s Luke Harper.

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The Funkadactyls make their way out for the next match, Naomi sporting an eye patch that would make Slick Rick blush. Their opponents, Alicia Fox and the returning Layla, make their way out second.

  • Jon’s Thoughts: Welcome back Layla, I missed you and your “WWE wanted me to look less ethnic” self!

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Match #2: The Funkadactyls (Cameron & Naomi) Vs. Layla & Alicia Fox

Naomi and Fox lock up. Naomi grabs a waistlock but Fox breaks out with elbows right to the bad eye. Naomi floats over a corner splash and rolls Fox up for a 2-count. Cameron tags in and The Funkadactyls connect with a double suplex followed by the double split-legdrop. Cameron grabs a wristlock and wrings the arm but Fox breaks out with rights. Cameron connects with a wheelbarrow arm drag while also doing the splits. Layla gets the tag back in and Cameron sasses at her so Layla dances. Okay. Layla ducks a clothesline and hits an armdrag into a pinfall for a 2-count. Layla plays to the crowd and Cameron dropkicks her in the back of the head before spanking her. Cameron follows up with a clothesline and covers for 2. Layla catches Cameron with a savate kick and covers for 1.

Layla applies a chinlock to further wear Cameron down. Cameron tries to break out so Layla just throws her to the mat. Fox tags in and connects with a kick as Layla holds the arms back. Fox with a wristlock into a series of elbowdrops and a beautiful Northern Lights Suplex for the 1…2…kickout. Fox immediately slaps on a rear-chinlock. Fox connects with a knee and tags Layla back in. Layla chokes Cameron in the corner, then brings her to the mat with a snapmare. She misses the follow-up legdrop.

Fox tags in but so does Naomi. Naomi catches Fox with a dropkick followed by a flipping clothesline, then sends her into Layla. Naomi with a standing hurricanrana, covering for the 1…2…Layla breaks it up. Cameron tries to launch off Fox, but slips and tackles Layla anyway, sending them both to the floor. Naomi hits Fox with the REAR VIEW then circles around the ring before finishing her off with a split-legged moonsault (NICE!) for the 1…2…3!

Winners [via Pinfall]: The Funkadactyls (5:01)

  • Jon’s Thoughts: A solid tag team match. Layla didn’t seem to have any ring rust, and The Funkadactyls have exciting enough offense to cover for some of the sloppier moments. Naomi busting out the split-legged moonsault was nice (I didn’t watch RAW so this was my first chance to see it) and a much better finisher than the asshole to the eye. (**1/2)

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RAW HYPE: Arnold Schwarzenegger and some other dude from the upcoming Sabotage movie are hosting this Monday. Arnie does the “YES!” chant and now I can’t wipe the smile off of my face.

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RAW REBOUND: Triple H gets fake cops to cuff Daniel Bryan then beats the sh*t out of him while Stephanie McMahon watches with glee.

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WRESTLEMANIA XXX HYPE: Triple H Vs. Daniel Bryan; winner gets inserted into Batista/Orton for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

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The Big Show makes his way out for the third match of the evening. He’s in action………….NEXT!

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-Commercial Break-

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WRESTLEMANIA XXX HYPE: 30 Man Andre The Giant Battle Royal.

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Show is in the ring awaiting his opponent…who turns out to be Titus O’Neil and his intense as f*ck entrance music. Both men will be in said battle royal. Phillips lists the other participants but I wasn’t paying attention.

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Match #3: The Big Show Vs. Titus O’Neil

O’Neil shoves Show and does his seal taunt, so Show dumps him out to the floor. Show chops O’Neil against the barricade then rolls him back in. Show punches O’Neil into the corner and connects with another chop. O’Neil bails to the adjacent corner, so Show peppers him with kicks. Show backs O’Neil against the ropes and connects with another chop, which O’Neil sells beautifully with his facial reaction. O’Neil ducks a clothesline and clips the left knee of Show. O’Neil repeatedly stomps at Show, does the seal thing again, then hits a running legdrop for the 1…2…kickout. O’Neil slaps on a rear chinlock.

O’Neil transitions into a side headlock and Show breaks with a back suplex. O’Neil is first up and bails to the corner. He gets a boot up when Show charges but runs right into a goozle. O’Neil kicks it off and hits the CLASH OF THE TITUS for the 1…2…kickout! O’Neil can’t believe it but everyone else can because that finisher is terrible. O’Neil jokingly chants Show’s name then calls him a baby and clubs him. O’Neil connects with a running elbowdrop and covers for the 1…2…kickout. O’Neil waits as Show gets up in the corner then charges in with a Stinger Splash. O’Neil jaws at the crowd then charges again but Show goozles him. O’Neil asks what he’s gonna do, and Show shoves him off before hitting a KNOCKOUT PUNCH for the 1…2…3!

Winner [via Pinfall]: The Big Show (4:27)

  • Jon’s Thoughts: Not a great match but holy hell was O’Neil hilarious. He’s a great cocky heel, almost too entertaining for the role. That aside though, woof. (*1/2)

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WRESTLEMANIA XXX HYPE VIDEO: Undertaker Vs. Brock Lesnar

  • Jon’s Thoughts: An excellent video that introduced the idea that Undertaker’s once-invincible aura has been slowly eroding over the years due to age and punishment. I dig that, it’s a cool story. The video lost me a little when the narrator talked about how Lesnar has beaten up all of those who tried to end the Streak and it was just Triple H and Mark Henry over and over again (with a little HBK for flavor) but that’s just a nitpick annoyance.

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The Undertaker Speaks

Paul Heyman grabs a live mic at ringside and introduces himself as he enters the ring. Heyman says he wanted to get in some things before Undertaker shows up and means no disrespect since he’ll get that come WrestleMania XXX. Heyman says he’s been asked by Lesnar to deliver a message, which is a downer part of his job because that means he has to be in the rancid state of Texas (HEY I LIVE THERE, BOOOOO THIS MAN). Heyman says another downside is that he has to deliver it with full knowledge that The Undertaker is here this evening. Heyman continues on, saying it’s common knowledge that the most prestigious commodity in the WWE is the WWE World Heavyweight Championship but at WrestleMania there is a commodity of equal value: THE STREAK. Heyman says there is no analogy that equals the magnitude of 21-0, which is why Lesnar asked him to inform The Undertaker that it is not a prediction, suggestion, or prognostication: at WrestleMania XXX the streak will come to an end because it will be conquered by BRAWWWWK LESNAR.

Heyman goes to leave but is stopped by a GONG and he freaks a bit. The lights go out, the arena turns purple, pillars of fire explode from the entrance stage. We cut back to the ring, where The Undertaker is now standing behind Heyman who is awaiting the usual entrance. The lights turn back on and Heyman realizes what’s up, terrifyingly turning around into a goozle that sends him to his knees. Heyman yells that he’s just an advocate as Undertaker puts the mic to his own face. Undertaker says the one reason Heyman walks out tonight is because he wants to personally deliver a message to Brock Lesnar: he’s going to SLAY THE BEAST. Undertaker says when that’s done he’s going to take Lesnar’s rotting corpse and throw it into the firey pits of eternal hell. He asks Heyman if he understands which Heyman does. Undertaker says there’s one more thing: if there’s something about that message he doesn’t understand he will be in Brooklyn this Monday on RAW and will hand-deliver it personally. Undertaker tells Heyman to leave while he’s still able and shoves him to the floor. Heyman stalks towards the back and freaks out when the pillars of fire explode on the stage. Undertaker stares at him and does the throat-cut as we fade out.

  • Jon’s Thoughts: WWE Network’s HD is amazing; the body hair of The Undertaker was so defined that I was in awe. Not as in awe I was of his Christian Bale Batman voice, but close enough. Jokes aside this was more stellar work from Heyman and more “barely doing anything” work from The Undertaker. WWE always promotes Undertaker segments and they always end up with him barely saying or doing a damn thing. He might have talked more during this segment than the whole CM Punk feud from last year combined. I will say this though: I’m slowly talking myself into this Undertaker/Lesnar match. In two weeks I’ll be all up on its dick.

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‘WWE RAW’ 3/17/14 Results + Notes – Another WrestleMania XXX Shakeup, Triple H Responds to Daniel Bryan, Cena Speaks on Wyatt, The Shield Switch Sides

WWE RAW logo

Venue: AT&T Center (San Antonio, TX)

Commentators: Michael Cole, JBL, & Jerry Lawler

One week after agreeing to face Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania XXX, Triple H responds to the events that transpired the only way he knows how: violence. But before that he has an announcement concerning the main event for the “Showcase of the Immortals” that shakes things up some more. Also on the show The Shield switch their allegiance, The Usos take on The Real Americans in non-title action, Paul Heyman continues his Don King-like sell of Brock Lesnar’s impending meeting with The Undertaker, and John Cena admits that he fears Bray Wyatt.

Results and notes are gathered from James Caldwell‘s much more detailed recap/analysis over at PWTorch.

MATCH RESULTS/NOTES

1. Non-Title Match: The Real Americans (Jack Swagger & Cesaro) [w/ Zeb Colter] defeated *WWE Tag Team Champions* The Usos (Jimmy & Jey Uso) when Cesaro pinned Jey with THE NEUTRALIZER (12:20).

  • Note: No sign of dissension this week between The Real Americans, as it was explained that Zeb Colter had been spending time getting both men back on the same page.

2. Sheamus [w/ Hornswoggle] defeated Titus O’Neil via pinfall with the BROGUE KICK (4:07).

  • Before the Match: Hornswoggle returned, handing out gifts to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. He was interrupted by Wade Barrett who gave some BAD NEWS about the holiday (people are gonna vomit and make bad decisions due to too much alcohol). Sheamus then made his way out in an Irish rugby jersey and Hornswoggle joined him at ringside in Irish solidarity.
  • Note: Christian sat in on commentary for the match.
  • Post-Match: Renee Young interviewed Sheamus in the ring. Sheamus announced he would be participating in the Andre The Giant Battle Royal at WrestleMania XXX. Christian attacked Sheamus afterwards and laid him out with an UNPRETTIER on the floor.

3. Non-Title No DQ Match: Daniel Bryan defeated *WWE World Heavyweight Champion* Randy Orton via pinfall (14:28).

  • The Finish: Batista came out and speared Orton, then Bryan dropped him off the apron with a dropkick and covered Orton for the victory.
  • Post-Match: Batista gave Orton a BATISTA BOMB.

4. Goldust [w/ Cody Rhodes] defeated Fandango [w/ Summer Rae] via pinfall with the FINAL CUT (5:10).

5. The Funkadactyls (Cameron & Naomi) defeated *WWE Divas Champion* AJ Lee Tamina Snuka when Naomi pinned Lee (3:40).

  • Notes: This was Naomi’s first match since her eye injury, and she sported an eyepatch during the contest. The Bella Twins sat in on commentary.
  • Post-Match: Lee shoved Snuka, and Snuka shoved back but they just stared each other down after to end the segment.

6. The Big Show, Dolph Ziggler, Mark Henry, & *WWE Intercontinental Champion* Big E defeated Damien Sandow, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Alberto Del Rio when Show pinned Sandow with a CHOKESLAM (11:57).

  • Note: This was a match to help hype the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal at WrestleMania XXX.

7. Bray Wyatt [w/ Luke Harper & Erick Rowan] defeated Kofi Kingston via pinfall with SISTER ABIGAIL (2:55).

SEGMENTS/NOTES

Triple H opened the show, saying he would end the Yes! Movement at WrestleMania XXX and wanted to talk to Daniel Bryan face to face later. He was interrupted by both Batista and Randy Orton who protested the fact that Daniel Bryan would get put into the main event if he won against Triple H. Triple H announced that Orton would face Bryan in a No-DQ match later in the show. Trips then made a big WrestleMania XXX announcement: if he beats Bryan in their match then he will be inserted into the Batista/Orton main event, so either way the biggest show of the year will end up being a triple threat match. Batista was pissed and Orton dropped him with an RKO before posing to end the segment.

John Cena came out to talk about The Wyatt Family. He admitted that he was scared of Bray Wyatt then said at WrestleMania XXX he would be fighting for his own legacy. Wyatt interrupted via TitanTron, sporting a Cena t-shirt, who said he doesn’t care if he dies as long as everyone sees Cena the way he sees him at the end of their match.

Paul Heyman cut another promo about The Undertaker on behalf of his client Brock Lesnar. It was announced later in the show that Taker will be on Main Event to respond.

Kane made his way to the ring and said after some investigating he found out that Jerry Lawler was the one who helped Daniel Bryan execute the “OccupyRAW” movement last week. Lawler plead innocence and refused to enter the ring when Kane asked, so Kane then called out The Shield to administer justice. Instead of attacking Lawler, however, The Shield attacked Kane instead, dropping him with a Triple Powerbomb and effectively turning face.

Mr. T was officially announced as the latest inductee into the WWE Hall Of Fame.

Triple H came out for the final segment and introduced Daniel Bryan to the ring. Triple H told Bryan that everything that has happened since Summerslam hasn’t been personal, it was about what was best for the WWE. However what Bryan did last week “crossed the line” and now he had to shut down the Yes! Movement come WrestleMania XXX. Triple H then told Bryan he has at least earned his respect. Stephanie McMahon then made her way out and said what Bryan did last week was illegal and was formally pressing charges. She brought out police officers, who cuffed Bryan. Triple H then said he didn’t want any of this…but they WEREN’T REAL COPS ANYWAY. Triple H then said he was looking forward to this, and began his savage attack on Bryan which included smashing his head against the steel post with a chair, all the while Steph watched with glee. Triple H finished Bryan with a Pedigree and he and his wife stood tall over the fallen Bryan to end the episode.

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‘WWE Smackdown’ 3/14/14 Results + Notes – Show Vs. Kane, Ziggler Vs. Del Rio, Rollins Vs. Sandow

WWE Smackdown

Venue: Verizon Arena (Little Rock, AR)

Commentators: Michael Cole & JBL

This week on Smackdown it’s a battle between the giants as The Big Show takes on Kane in the main event. Also on the show the Dolph Ziggler/Alberto Del Rio feud continues, Triple H speaks on the “Yes Movement”, and The Shield stand tall.

Information about the show comes courtesy of Jake Barnett‘s much more detailed and interesting recap/analysis over at ProWrestling.net.

MATCH RESULTS/NOTES

1. Seth Rollins [w/ *WWE U.S. Champion* Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns] defeated Damien Sandow via pinfall with a curb stomp.

2. Non-Title Match: *WWE Intercontinental Champion* Big E defeated Fandango [w/ Summer Rae] via pinfall with the BIG ENDING (1:29).

3. Cody Rhodes & Goldust defeated The Real Americans (Jack Swagger & Cesaro) [w/ Zeb Colter] when Rhodes pinned Swagger with a roll-up (10:04).

  • The Finish: Swagger tagged himself in, angering Cesaro, and refused to tag back out. An argument between the Real Americans led to Rhodes scoring the roll-up victory.
  • Post-Match: The Real Americans beat down Rhodes & Goldust until The Usos made the save.

4. Bray Wyatt [w/ Luke Harper & Erick Rowan] defeated Kofi Kingston via pinfall with SISTER ABIGAIL (4:00).

5. Nikki Bella [w/ Brie Bella] defeated Tamina Snuka [w/ *WWE Divas Champion* AJ Lee] via pinfall with the Torture Rack Backbreaker (3:21).

  • Notes: AJ sat in on commentary. Brie took her out at ringside towards the end of the match.

6. Dolph Ziggler defeated Alberto Del Rio via pinfall with the ZIG ZAG (10:52).

  • Post-Match: Renee Young joined Ziggler in the ring for an interview. Ziggler announced that he was entering the Andre The Giant Battle Royal at WMXXX, and promised to win and get his WM moment.

7. The Big Show defeated Kane via pinfall with a chokeslam (5:09).

  • Earlier in the Show: Kane caught up with The Shield backstage and asked them to be at his side during this match. The Shield said they didn’t work for him but Rollins told him they always do what’s best for business.
  • Notes: Kane tried to get The Shield to interfere, but they refused to do so.
  • Post-Match: Kane tried to chokeslam Rollins, but Reigns flattened him with a spear. The Shield stood tall to end the episode.

SEGMENTS/NOTES

Triple H opened the show and promised to end the “Yes! Movement” at WrestleMania XXX. He vowed to “bury” Daniel Bryan and destroy the dreams of the fans. He then introduced Damien Sandow out to have a match which he never got on Monday due to the OccupyRAW segment. Triple H didn’t tell him his opponent…who ended up being Seth Rollins of The Shield.

Carlos Colón was announced as the latest member of the WWE HOF 2014 class.

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Jon’s ‘WWE Smackdown’ 2/28/14 Recap + Review – Batista Speaks (and Wrestles), Bryan & Usos Vs. Kane & New Age Outlaws,

WWE Smackdown

Venue: BMO Harris Bradley Center (Milwaukee, WI)

Commentators: Michael Cole & JBL

It’s 6-man tag team action in the main event of this week’s WWE Smackdown as Daniel Bryan teams with The Usos to take on Kane & the Tag Team Champs The New Age Outlaws. Also on the show Batista speaks (and wrestles), Triple H stops The Shield & The Wyatt Family from killing each other before the actual important TV show, and Sheamus and Alberto Del Rio face off for old-times’ sake. It’s 2012 again!

Match Results

  1. The Real Americans [w/ Jack Swagger] defeated *WWE Intercontinental Champion* Big E Langston Mark Henry when Cesaro pinned Henry with the NEUTRALIZER (5:32) [***].
  2. Sheamus defeated Alberto Del Rio via DQ when Christian interfered (5:32 shown) [***].
  3. Batista defeated Dolph Ziggler via pinfall with the BATISTA BOMB (6:28) [***].
  4. AJ Lee (c) [w/ Tamina Snuka] defeated Cameron via submission with the BLACK WIDOW to retain the WWE Divas Championship (2:03) [N/A].
  5. Daniel Bryan & The Usos defeated Kane & *WWE Tag Team Champions* The New Age Outlaws when Bryan pinned Billy Gunn with the BUSAIKU KNEE (8:02 shown) [***].

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GRAPHIC: In Memory of Nelson Frazier Jr., “Big Daddy V”

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-Smackdown Intro-

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We go live to the arena and pan the crowd as Michael Cole welcomes the home audience. He hypes the main event between Daniel Bryan & The Usos and Kane & The New Age Outlaws, plus AJ Lee will defend the Divas Title against Cameron.

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“The Animal” Speaks

Batista makes his way out to open the show, wearing a wifebeater, sunglasses, and a douche hat. He looks like one of those Italian Jersey Shore dudes. The crowd lets him have it and it’s not exactly positive. We cut to clips from RAW where he was cost the match by Randy Orton’s distraction. Also included are Orton’s comments about Batista being booed, and Batista responding with saying that’s called “being real and honest” or whatever. Nice spin on it.

We go back live, Batista with a mic in hand. Batista starts by stating that he loves this business and this company, and then says he did not come back to be liked. Batista goes on, saying he did not come back to please the fans, he came back to be WWE World Heavyweight Champion. He says the fans don’t have to support him but they’re gonna have to deal with it. Batista says it’s a fact he can destroy anyone they put in front of him, and he’s the best representative of the WWE, better than Hulk Hogan and especially The Rock. Batista asks what the hell has happened to the business, what happened to the real men and the attitude. Batista admonishes the crowd for chanting the names of 195 pound wannabes and says the fans chant “YES!” but the truth is “NO!” they’ll never be like him. Batista tells the crowd to deal with it. Batista asks the crowd if they honestly think their heroes are as good as he is then puts down the mic. He takes off his wifebeater, without taking off the hat and sunglasses for extra douche power, then picks it back up. Batista says everything about him screams WWE World Heavyweight Champion. A “NO!” chant starts in the crowd. Batista says he can sympathize with the fans, saying they look at their heroes because they look just like him. Batista tells them they live in a fantasy, then tells the fans to go back to their Hot Topic jobs and get out of his world because from this point on he will be systematically destroying every one of their heroes on his way to the main event of Wrestlemania XXX to become World Champ. Batista drops the mic and his theme kicks up.

His posedown is interrupted by Dolph Ziggler who makes his way out to the ring. A “Ziggler = Best 4 Business” sign is clearly shown between them. Ziggler tells Batista that he knows he’s been gone awhile but he doesn’t get to tell the fans who to cheer for. Ziggler calls Batista a “dinosaur” which gets some boos (come on!) and sooner or later dinosaurs become extinct. Ziggler tells Batista there’s one real man standing right in front of him, jack, then challenges him to a match tonight, Batista laughs and slaps his knee, then grabs the mic and accepts the challenge. Ziggler backs away then drops Batista with a dropkick before exiting the ring. Batista furiously jaws at Ziggler from the ring as Ziggler backs away to the exit, his theme playing.

  • Jon’s Thoughts: I’ve been as down on Batista returning as everybody else has, but I know when to admit my faults; the heel promo Batista just cut here was tremendous. It wasn’t cartoonishly heel, it came off more like a man frustrated with not being beloved like he should, and his declarations of being better than Rock or Hogan were great crowd heat bait. His declaration of wanting to destroy the fans’ “heroes” was cool as well and a nice way to play off the resentment…and also leaves the option open for a Daniel Bryan feud. Ziggler coming out and responding to Batista’s statements was cool as well, giving him a brief spotlight and I loved his dropkick knocking the sunglasses and hat off of Batista’s stupid head. Batista still has the big negative of me having to actually watch his matches but this personality shift is a good way in at least getting me not to bemoan the fact he has returned. Things could get interesting from here on out. You guys were right about Heel Batista being awesome, so pat yourselves on the backs wrestling fans.

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-Commercial Break-

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We cut to the ring where Big E Langston and Mark Henry are making their way to the ring to Henry’s music. Their opponents, The Real Americans, are already in the ring with Zeb Colter dispensing advice on the apron. We go to a clip from Raw of Jack Swagger costing Cesaro his match against Big E, much to the Swiss Superman’s chagrin.

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Match #1: *WWE Intercontinental Champion* Big E Langston & Mark Henry Vs. The Real Americans (Jack Swagger & Cesaro) [w/ Zeb Colter]

Langston and Swagger lock up and spin around the ring jockeying for position. Swagger backs Langston into a corner and goes for a cheap shot kick but Langston catches it and hits a release overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Langston knocks Cesaro off the apron then hits the running corner midsection shoulderblock. Henry tags in and Langston splashes Swagger before exiting the ring. Henry whips Swagger face-first into the corner but Swagger gets a boot up during a splash attempt. Swagger charges and Henry plants him with a powerslam. Henry throws Swagger into the corner then tags Langston back in. They whip Swagger hard back-first into the corner. Langston picks Swagger up and connects with three backbreakers in a row before covering for a 1-count. Swagger gets a kneelift in and tags in Cesaro.

Cesaro sends Langston to the apron, catches him with a kick, then rams him head-first into the strut. Cesaro climbs to the middle rope and connects with a deadlift superplex. He goes for the cover but Swagger apparently blind-tagged in during the move. Cesaro is in disbelief. Swagger picks the bones, hitting Langston with the Swagger Bomb for a 1-count. Swagger peppers Langston with rights in the corner then tags Cesaro back in. Swagger throws Cesaro into Langston into the corner, then Cesaro hits Langston with a short-arm clothesline for the 1…2…kickout. Cesaro slaps on a sleeperhold. Langston fights out of the corner and hits Cesaro with a back bodydrop. Swagger tags in but so does Henry.

Henry drops Swagger with back to back clotheslines followed by a running powerslam. Henry sets up for the finish but Cesaro kicks Henry in the face. Langston bodyblocks Cesaro out to the floor and the two start brawling. Cesaro sends Langston into the post. Back in the ring Swagger clips the knee of Henry then slaps on the PATRIOT LOCK. Cesaro tags himself in as payback for earlier. Cesaro grabs Henry and connects with the NEUTRALIZER for the 1…2…3.

Winners [via Pinfall]: The Real Americans (5:32)

  • Jon’s Thoughts: An enjoyable tag team match. Cesaro not so subtly proved he was the better man over Swagger by finishing the match after blind tagging in (Swagger tried the same thing but couldn’t). It looks like we’re headed for a Real Americans break-up and as much as I love this team the prospect of a Cesaro/Swagger hoss fight at Wrestlemania XXX is too much to bare. HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT MATCH BE? Also Big E had a great showing at Elimination Chamber, his win helping make the IC Title look like a worthwhile belt, and now…he’s losing in tag team matches again. So much for building off that momentum, but to be fair this is the B-show so maybe they save that for Raw.

Post-Match: Colter raises The Real Americans’ arms in victory as Cole says Swagger should be jealous of Cesaro. They overcome their differences and celebrate with a “WE! THE PEOPLE!” chant.

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Vickie Guerrero is texting in her offense when Alberto Del Rio walks in. Del Rio says Guerrero hasn’t congratulated him for beating Batista on RAW and she says she hasn’t congratulated Batista on beating him at Elimination Chamber. Guerrero says that makes them tied 1-1. Del Rio says he came to ask for the rubber match, but he’s already wrestling. Del Rio says since that’s the case he wants to take the night off, then complements her hair. Sheamus walks in and says he’s always up for a great fight, and asks if he can face “Berti” for old time’s sake. Sheamus says if she makes this match for him it’ll be like a night off, then jokingly complements his hair. He walks off and Guerrero tells Del Rio that match is next.

  • Jon’s Thoughts: It’s been awhile since Sheamus/Del Rio were feuding and wrestling every month, so I’m okay with this happening again. Their match quality was never in question, it was just their neverending feud in 2012 that dragged it down.

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-Commercial Break-

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DID YOU KNOW?: The 2014 HOF ceremony will air live on the WWE Network.

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Sheamus makes his way out for the next match. We cut to clips from last Friday where Sheamus beat Christian, then Christian hit him with a cheap shot from behind. We go back live as Cole recaps the rest of the two’s issue over the past week. Sheamus’ opponent, Alberto Del Rio, makes his way out second to his old heel theme. I’m still happy they finally went back to it so I’m going to keep bringing it up.

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Match #2: Sheamus Vs. Alberto Del Rio

Sheamus backs Del Rio into the corner and goes to break clean, but Del Rio cheap shots him. Sheamus catches a kick and flips over the top and onto the floor. Sheamus goes to the apron and hits Del Rio with a flying shoulderblock, clutching his ribs which have tape on them. Sheamus throws Del Rio into the announce table then rolls him in. Sheamus drops an elbow and a series of knees. Sheamus with a European uppercut before sending him into the corner. Del Rio backdrops Sheamus to the apron but misses a shoulderblock and eats a kick to the face. Sheamus goes for the forearms of doom but Del Rio drops him throat-first on the top rope. Del Rio gets a full head of steam and dropkicks him out to the floor. Christian walks out to the ring to watch the match as we go to commercial.

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Del Rio works over Sheamus with right hands, followed by a jumping stomp. Christian is now on commentary and they talk about his elimination of Sheamus at Elimination Chamber. Del Rio climbs to the second rope and Sheamus clubs him with forearms and puts him on his shoulders. Del Rio tries to fight out but Sheamus successfully connects with an electric chair. Both men get to their feet and Sheamus hits Del Rio with back to back hammers followed by the corner midsection shoulderblock and running kneelift. Sheamus connects with a powerslam and covers for the 1…2…kickout. Del Rio ducks a short-arm clothesline and Brogue Kick, then hits a lung blower for the 1…2…kickout. Del Rio goes for the running kick but Sheamus dodges then sends Del Rio to the apron. Sheamus hits the 10 forearms of doom across the chest then picks him up in a fireman’s carry.

Del Rio escapes and sends Sheamus into the turnbuckles followed by a superkick to the ribs, dropping Sheamus to the knees. Del Rio connects with the superkick and covers for the 1…2…kickout. Del Rio is frustrated. Del Rio measures Sheamus and goes for the corner enziguri but misses. Sheamus grabs the legs and applies the IRISH CLOVERLEAF. Christian rushes into the ring and attacks Sheamus from behind, causing the DQ.

Winner [via DQ]: Sheamus (5:32 shown)

  • Jon’s Thoughts: These two always work well together and this was no exception. Good match for what it was, but once Christian showed up I pretty much just sat there waiting for the interference to happen. Also good on JBL for crapping on Cole’s attempt to make Sheamus’ grand theft auto from 2012 funny.

Post-Match: Sheamus tosses Christian out of the ring but gets kicked full-force in the injured ribs by Del Rio. He goes for the Cross Armbreaker but Sheamus shoves him into the ropes and hits him with the BROGUE KICK. Christian runs back in and takes Sheamus out with the KILLSWITCH.

  • Jon’s Thoughts: Saw a lot of people comparing Christian’s look tonight to that of Mortal Kombat’s Johnny Cage. They definitely weren’t wrong and as a big Johnny Cage guy I loved it.

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RAW CLIP: Daniel Bryan confronts The Authority, and he’s put in a match with Kane. We then cut to the end of the Bryan/Kane match where Bryan got the win, followed by Bryan challenging Triple H for Wrestlemania XXX.

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-Commercial Break-

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MONTAGE/CLIPS: A bunch of different media outlets covering Hulk Hogan’s return to WWE, plus Hogan’s actual return on Monday.

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VIDEO: Hulk Hogan on The Today Show.

  • Jon’s Thoughts: Hulk Hogan has done one media appearance for WWE and he has already done more for them than he ever did for TNA. How interesting.

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Lana comes out to get the crowd’s attention. She tells the crowd to rise for the Bulgarian Brute, the Super Athlete, Alexander Rusev. Rusev walks out, stone-faced, and stands atop an Olympic-style three-step podium. Rusev now has the mic. Rusev speaks in Bulgarian then says his name. Pretty much the same thing he’s done in pre-taped promos but with a stage and in front of a crowd. They didn’t seem too receptive.

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RAW CLIP: Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins ask Dean Ambrose about where he disappeared off to at Elimination Chamber. Ambrose says he’s sick of explaining himself and if it’s not good enough for them then whatever. He walks off. We then cut to the Reigns/Bray Wyatt main event, which ends in chaos and Ambrose accidentally costing Reigns the match by being overzealous. Ambrose’s leather jacket is the best.

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We cut backstage where Roman Reigns chides Dean Ambrose and tells him to relax. Ambrose says he doesn’t know what he wants from him. Reigns says their recent losses have been because of Ambrose then Seth Rollins tells them to zip it. Rollins turns his attention to The Wyatt Family, saying they think they can move onto John Cena. Rollins says they need to show Bray Wyatt that it’s not easy to get rid of The Shield. Reigns tells them to strap in, it’s time to hunt some Wyatts. They conclude with their Shield pose.

  • Jon’s Thoughts: Great segment. Reigns chiding Ambrose and Ambrose freaking out in a level-headed way (trust me it makes sense if you watch this) was great and Rollins was excellent as well getting them refocused and back on track.

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Back in the arena Dolph Ziggler makes his way out for the next match. He’s in action next!

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-Commercial Break-

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Batista makes his way out to the ring as we return from the break. He looks more serious, but he still does the arm cannons…AND HOLY SHIT HE HAS HIS SPOTLIGHT GIMMICK BACK. We then cut to footage from earlier in the show that set this match up.

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Match #3: Dolph Ziggler Vs. Batista

Ziggler charges right at Batista with rights until Batista bails out to the floor. He angrily kicks the ring steps and circles the ring, then climbs back in. Ziggler ducks a clothesline and hits a series of rights followed by a dropkick. Batista once again bails to the floor. Batista pulls Ziggler out and tosses him into the barricade. Batista picks Ziggler up and drives him back-first into the ring frame. Batista picks Ziggler up, but Ziggler slides out and sends him into the ring post. Batista attacks Ziggler’s knee then rolls him in. Batista pulls Ziggler halfway out and drives an elbow into the sternum, then rams the knee into the ring post. Ziggler slides back out to the floor, screaming in pain. Batista rolls Ziggler in and connects with a suplex, covering for the 1…2…kickout.

Batista hammerthrows Ziggler hard into the corner, then stomps at the injured knee. Batista wraps it around the bottom rope, pulling back to further hurt the knee. Batista drives the shoulder into the midsection but is met with a knee to the face the second time around. Batista charges and Ziggler dodges, sending him shoulder-first into the ring post. Ziggler charges at Batista but he gets shoved off. Ziggler charges again and hits a few right in the corner mount. Batista picks him up out of the corner but Ziggler escapes and works Batista’s knee over with rapid-fire stomps. Ziggler measures Batista and hits the Fameasser for the 1…2…kickout. Ziggler jumps on Batista’s back and locks in a sleeper.

Batista shakes Ziggler off then plants him with a spinebuster. Batista circles his prey then hits another spinebuster. The crowd boos and he gives them a scowl. Batista picks Ziggler up and hits a third spinebuster. Ziggler is lifeless at this point. Batista signals for the finish, giving the thumbs down. Batista picks Ziggler up and connects with the BATISTA BOMB for the 1…2…3!

Winner [via Pinfall]: Batista (6:28)

  • Jon’s Thoughts: Easily Batista’s best match since returning. Ziggler showed great fire in his offense as usual and also made Batista look like a monster by acting like a ragdoll. Batista’s heel mannerisms were great and his “three spinebusters because fuck this guy” lead-up to the finish was awesome. HOWEVER this was still not even a 7 minute match and it was against an opponent known for helping guys look good in the ring; the prospect of a Batista/Orton WM XXX main event still instills a feeling of apathy from me. And now that it’s essentially heel Vs. heel I don’t know how well that’ll play in front of the New Orleans crowd. WWE still has time to spice things up a bit and I really hope they do.

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We cut to the announce table where Cole segues into some more RAW footage.

RAW CLIP: The Wyatt Family beat up John Cena, injuring his knee.

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The Wyatt Family Speaks on John Cena

After a Wyatt jump cut we cut to the “We’re Here” video, with Bray Wyatt namedropping the city. “Live in Fear” then kicks up and Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan make their way to the ring. We then cut to an ELIMINATION CHAMBER slideshow where they cost John Cena the EC match. 

Back live The Wyatt Family are in the ring. Wyatt says everything they think they know about their own lives is based upon lies. Wyatt says men wake up and go to work just so they can buy themselves those fancy suits and sportscars to impress women. Wyatt then says women wake up every morning and coat makeup all over their faces because they didn’t realize they are wearing the mask society demands them to wear. Wyatt says “they” plaster their hopes and dreams on the billboard, and the man on that billboard is the man who hides behind the plastic smile and plays hero better than everyone else. Wyatt says this is the same society that intends to villify a man like him, because he says everything they are afraid to say and does everything they are afraid to do. Wyatt promises up until his final breath he will slay this mighty dragon and will stand over its body and whisper into its ear “John Cena…it’s time to end this lie, FOLLOW THE BUZZ…”

The Shield interrupt and out come the trio through the crowd. They climb the apron and stare The Wyatt Family down. Triple H then all of a sudden makes his way out (BOO). Triple H says this is not gonna happen right now, as he has too much time and invested in all six of them to let this war happen again right now. Triple H says “this war” can take place on RAW this Monday and orders The Shield to stand down until then. Harper and Rowan exit and Wyatt stays on the apron. He says “come on boys, you heard your DADDY” and laughs. The Shield then enter the ring, Roman Reigns in front. Wyatt reenters the ring to stare Reigns down. Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose take out Harper and Rowan with stereo suicide dives and roll back in. Wyatt exits the ring and holds back his troops as Rollins and Ambrose scream for them to get back in the ring.

  • Jon’s Thoughts: An absolutely brilliant segment. Wyatt cut a great promo on John Cena then it transitioned beautifully back to the beef with The Shield. Triple H coming out was a bit of a wet blanket, the fact he flat out admitted Smackdown wasn’t a big enough show for this match to happen didn’t help, but he did make one hell of a (I assume) main event for RAW. If I still had cable that would turn the show into must-see for me. Goddamn. Excellent stuff.

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WWE Divas Champ AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka are already in the ring for the next match. Lee’s opponent, Cameron, makes her way out second. We cut to a bunch of Total Divas clips that are meant to showcase Cameron’s personality but it just makes her look insufferable. They get the in-ring introduction treatment.

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Match #4: AJ Lee (c) [w/ Tamina Snuka] Vs. Cameron for the WWE Divas Championship

Lee immediately goes on the attack with a series of rights then sends her into the corner. Lee whips Cameron back into the corner then connects with a clothesline for a 1-count. Lee slaps on a chinlock (already?). Cameron escapes with a jawbreaker, then hits back to back clotheslines followed by a running bulldog for the 1…2…kickout. Cameron screams in anger then sends Lee into the corner. Snuka pushes Lee out of the corner so Cameron hits nothing but corner. The ref tosses Snuka out of the match. Cameron catches Lee with a pair of boots and hits a second-rope crossbody for the 1…2…kickout. Lee catches Cameron with a kick followed by a spinkick to the jaw. Lee slaps on the BLACK WIDOW, Cameron doing the splits on the ground, and she taps.

Winner and STILL Divas Champion [via Submission]: AJ Lee (2:03)

  • Jon’s Thoughts: So that happened.

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-Commercial Break-

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RAW REBOUND: The Undertaker signs Brock Lesnar’s “Open Contract” for Wrestlemania XXX then chokeslams him through the table. “In Time” by Mark Collie is the song played during the video, and it was most famously used in the 2005 film The Punisher.

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RAW HYPE: Brock Lesnar responds to Undertaker accepting the challenge.

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We cut to the Smackdown All-Star Panel (for Pre-Show and Backstage Pass on WWE Network), hosted by Josh Matthews. He’s joined by panelists Booker T, Alex Riley, and The Big Show. They talk about Brock Lesnar and stuff.

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The Usos make their way out for the main event, Siva Tau entrance in tact. Their partner, Daniel Bryan, is out next and the crowd doesn’t care. JUST KIDDING HE GETS ALL OF THE “YES!” CHANTS. His shoulder is still taped up. Their opponents…will make their entrance next.

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-Commercial Break-

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Kane makes his way out first for the opposing team, followed by the Tag Team Champs The New Age Outlaws. No mic schtick.

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Main Event: Daniel Bryan & The Usos (Jimmy & Jey Uso) Vs. Kane & *WWE Tag Team Champions* The New Age Outlaws (Road Dogg & Billy Gunn)

Bryan and Gunn lock up, the latter grabbing a side headlock. Gunn takes Bryan down with a shoulderblock, so Bryan responds with a knee to the gut. Bryan kicks Gunn rapid-fire in the corner then tags Jey in. Jey grabs a wristlock but gets backed into the heel corner and Kane tags in. Kane takes Jey down with a right hook then sends him hard into the corner. Kane with an uppercut and a tag to Dogg who has a head tattoo I’ve just now noticed. Dogg makes with the left jabs, followed by the dance. Jey fights back and hits Dogg with a leaping clothesline. Jimmy tags in and The Usos hit Dogg with a double elbowdrop. Jimmy covers for a 2-count. Dogg dodges a superkick and bails out to the floor. Gunn consoles his partner ringside as Jimmy leads an Uso chant. The heels have a pow wow as we go to break.

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Gunn sends Jimmy into the corner but misses a splash and runs into a hip toss followed by an armdrag takedown. Gunn reverses an Irish whip and Jimmy slides under Dogg’s legs, taking him off the apron. Jimmy runs back in…and right into a tilt-a-whirl slam. Gunn covers for 2, then tags Kane in. Kane hits a running kick then throws Jimmy into the corner, following up with back to back clotheslines. Kane throws Jimmy out of the corner and covers for 2. Kane puts Jimmy in the corner and hits an uppercut, then tags Dogg in. Dogg kicks Jimmy and covers for a 1-count. Kane tags back in and hits another uppercut. Kane sends Jimmy into the corner and connects with a sidewalk slam for the 1…2…kickout. Kane slaps on a chinlock.

Kane connects with a cheapshot on Bryan then tags out to Dogg. Dogg chokes Jimmy on the middle rope then hits the running butt splash. Dogg knocks Jimmy off the apron, then eats an enziguri in the face from Jey. Bryan revs up and climbs back to the apron. Gunn tags in but so does Bryan. Bryan knocks Kane off the apron with a dropkick then hits Gunn with a series of corner Yes! Kicks. Bryan backflips out of the corner, ducks a clothesline, and hits one of his own. Gunn gets to his knees conveniently so Bryan can pepper him with Yes! Kicks. He goes for the killing blow but Dogg runs in and gets sent to the floor. Bryan dropkicks Gunn out to the floor and goes for a splash but Kane clotheslines him before. The Usos run in and Kane goozles both. The Usos escape and drop Kane with a double superkick, Jimmy takes Dogg out with a splash, Jey takes Kane out with a splash. Gunn runs in and hits Bryan with the FAMEASSER for the 1…2…kickout. Gunn can’t believe it. Gunn goes for a back suplex but Bryan lands on his feet and gets his boots up during a corner splash. Bryan finishes Gunn off with the BUSAIKU KNEE for the 1…2…3!

Winners [via Pinfall]: Daniel Bryan & The Usos (8:02 shown)

  • Jon’s Thoughts: A perfectly serviceable main event that capped off a (mostly) perfectly serviceable night of in-ring action. With Bryan and The Usos you know what you’re going to get and they hit those beats with precision.

Post-Match: Bryan & The Usos raise their hands in victory, then Bryan leads some “YES!” chants to end the episode.

*****

Overall Show Thoughts

With the exception of the Divas Championship match (which is sad because AJ Lee is awesome), this was an adequate Smackdown when it came to the in-ring action; none of the matches were dull or overly bad and I enjoyed them for what they were. However this episode excelled when it came to the segments, with Batista opening the show cutting a boss heel promo and the Wyatt Family/Shield/Triple H segment completely stealing the show. This won’t be an episode that’ll blow you away action-wise but it’s a good complement to RAW and that’s all it needs to be sometimes.

  • Best Match: Batista Vs. Dolph Ziggler
  • Worst Match: AJ Lee Vs. Cameron
  • Best Segment: Wyatt Family/Shield/Triple H
  • Worst Segment: Nothing bad.

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‘WWE RAW’ 2/10/14 Results + Notes – Cena Vs. Orton, Mark Henry Returns, Betty White Guest Stars

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Venue: Staples Center (Los Angeles, CA)

Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, & JBL

A few weeks after asking fans to pay for the match for the second month in a row this week’s RAW featured John Cena taking on Randy Orton in the main event. Also on the show Dean Ambrose finally defended the U.S. Championship against a returning Mark HenryBetty White guest starred because of reasons and pranked Billy Gunn, and Kane showed up to talk despite being announced as “on leave” at the beginning of the show.

Check out the results and notes below, gathered from James Caldwell‘s much more interesting and informative recap/analysis over at PWTorch.

Match Results + Notes

1. The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, & Erick Rowan) defeated Goldust, Cody Rhodes, & Rey Mysterio when Wyatt pinned Mysterio with SISTER ABIGAIL (10:25).

  • Post-Match: Wyatt cut a promo on The Shield while in his rocking chair.

2. Fandango [w/ Summer Rae] defeated Santino Marella [w/ Emma] via pinfall with the Alabama Jam (2:17).

  • Note: The Miz came to ringside and expressed frustration about being left off the show for this match via announce table headset.

3. Sheamus & Christian defeated The Real Americans (Jack Swagger & Antonio Cesaro) [w/ Zeb Colter] when Sheamus pinned Swagger with the BROGUE KICK (14:26).

  • Post-Match: Colter chewed Swagger out to continue the dissension story.

4. Alberto Del Rio defeated Dolph Ziggler via superkick (1:32).

  • Post-Match: Del Rio slapped on the Cross Armbreaker until Batista came out and speared him. He pummeled Del Rio some more, finally concluding with a Batista Bomb through the announce table. Triple H made Batista/Del Rio official for Elimination Chamber in a backstage segment later in the show.

5. The Usos (Jimmy & Jey Uso) defeated Ryback & Curtis Axel (4:22).

  • Before the Match: The New Age Outlaws met with Betty White backstage and ended up getting pranked with some spiked tea.
  • Notes: The New Age Outlaws sat in on commentary, with Billy Gunn selling the effects of said prank.
  • Post-Match: The New Age Outlaws went to go confront The Usos but Gunn ran away, again because of the tea. Notice how the match itself isn’t getting a mention here?

6. Mark Henry defeated Dean Ambrose (c) [w/ Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns] via DQ when Rollins interfered (8:01); Ambrose retains the WWE United States Championship.

  • Earlier in the Show: Renee Young interviewed The Shield and brought up that Dean Ambrose hadn’t defended the U.S. Championship in forever. Roman Reigns mocked him a bit so Ambrose declared an “Open Challenge” for tonight, which was answered by the returning Mark Henry.
  • Post-Match: The Shield beat up Henry thanks to Reigns’s spear. The Wyatt Family then made their way out to the ring and the two teams teased getting physical before the Wyatts backed off. 

7. Cameron The Bella Twins (Nikki Bella & Brie Bella) defeated *WWE Divas Champion* AJ Lee [w/ Tamina Snuka], Aksana, Alicia Fox when Cameron pinned Lee with a DDT (4:42).

8. Orton’s EC Gauntlet Match #3 (Non-Title): John Cena defeated *WWE World Heavyweight Champion* Randy Orton via pinfall with the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT (20:47).

  • Post-Match: The episode concluded with Cena standing tall.

Segments + Other Notes

-The episode opened with Big Show Betty White on the entrance ramp. White said some words then The Authority (Triple H & Stephanie McMahon) interrupted and made their way to the ring for the actual opener. They talked Elimination Chamber until Randy Orton interrupted. Orton apologized to them for being a jerk. He called himself the “Face of the WWE” and out came Daniel Bryan to interrupt. Bryan trashed Kane, and Steph said he was on “administrative leave” this week due to the attacks last week. Bryan did some more trash talk until Trips interrupted and announced Bryan was being given the “night off” from wrestling.

-Despite being on administrative leave Kane made his way out in a suit to address the WWE Universe. He said that he understood the ruling by The Authority but his spiel was quickly interrupted by Daniel Bryan. The two then brawled, with Bryan coming out on top leading “YES!” chants as Kane bailed through the crowd.

Lita was announced as the 3rd inductee in this year’s Hall Of Fame.

Byron Saxton made his main show debut as a backstage interviewer. He was previously a wrestler but has been commentating recently on both NXT and Superstars.

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‘WWE RAW’ 1/27/14 Results + Notes – Cena/Bryan/Sheamus Vs. The Shield, Orton Speaks On the World Title Situation, Battle of Cleveland

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Venue: Quicken Loans Arena (Cleveland, OH)

Commentators: Michael Cole, JBL, & Jerry Lawler

This week’s RAW dealt with both the fallout from the Royal Rumble and the march to the Elimination Chamber, with John Cena, Daniel Bryan, Sheamus facing off with The Shield in the main event to determine who would get spot in the WWE World Heavyweight Championship match. Also on the show the champ himself Randy Orton had some facetime with Rumble winner Batista as well as self-proclaimed #1 contender Brock Lesnar, Cleveland natives The Miz and Dolph Ziggler battled for supremacy, and The New Age Outlaws defended their newly-won Tag Team Titles against the team they beat for the belts last night, Cody Rhodes & Goldust.

Read on for results and notes from the show, gathered from James Caldwell‘s much more in-depth analysis/coverage over at PWTorch.

Match Results + Notes

1. The Real Americans (Antonio Cesaro & Jack Swagger) [w/ Zeb Colter] defeated Rey Mysterio & Sin Cara when Cesaro pinned Cara following the NEUTRALIZER (9:48).

  • During the Match: Colter slapped Swagger to get him back into the zone after a rough beginning to the match. Swagger directed his anger at Cara instead of Colter but it could lead to something down the line if Colter continues to do that.

2. R-Truth [w/ Xavier Woods] defeated Fandango [w/ Summer Rae] via pinfall with the LIE DETECTOR (3:32).

  • During the Match: Woods sat in on commentary as he usually does for R-Truth matches. NXT Diva Emma was shown in the crowd dancing, but this time she was in the front row near the announce table so she’s getting closer to actually being part of the show.

3. Battle of Cleveland: Dolph Ziggler defeated The Miz via pinfall with the ZIG ZAG (4:08).

  • Notes: Ziggler wore an old school Cavs jersey while Miz wore a Browns jersey for obvious Cleveland-related reasons.

4. The Usos (Jimmy & Jey Uso) defeated Ryback & Curtis Axel with the SUPERFLY SPLASH on Ryback (5:47).

5. Alberto Del Rio defeated Kofi Kingston via pinfall with a standing sidekick (13:35).

6. The New Age Outlaws (Road Dogg & Billy Gunn) (c) and Cody Rhodes & Goldust fought to a No Contest when Brock Lesnar interfered (11:55); The New Age Outlaws retain the WWE World Tag Team Championship.

  • Before the Match: Dogg refuted claims that they became champs due to an Authority-led conspiracy and professed that they were just the better team. Cody Rhodes then decked him in the mouth.
  • Post-Match: Brock Lesnar took out Goldust with an F-5 then leveled Cody Rhodes with a series of chairshots as Paul Heyman explained that this is what happens when his client doesn’t get his way.

7. Cameron, Naomi, Nikki Bella, & Brie Bella defeated *WWE Divas Champion* AJ Lee, Tamina Snuka, Aksana, & Alicia Fox when Naomi pinned Lee (5:38).

8. John Cena, Daniel Bryan, & Sheamus defeated The Shield (*WWE U.S. Champion* Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, & Roman Reigns) via DQ when Bray Wyatt & The Wyatt Family interfered (23:59).

  • Note: Thanks to their win Cena, Bryan, & Sheamus have qualified for the WWE WHC Elimination Chamber match at next month’s Elimination Chamber PPV.
  • Post-Match: The good guys cleared the ring of the Wyatt Family and The Shield freaked out, throwing all sorts of furniture due to being screwed out of their match. Bryan led the crowd in “YES!” chants to close the show.

Important Segments + Notes

-The show opened with The Authority (Triple H & Stephanie McMahon) in the ring talking about the history-making Royal Rumble. Triple H referenced Rumble winner Batista as being his buddy, potentially hinting as a heel turn. Stephanie then announced that Randy Orton would defend the WWE World Heavyweight Championship next month at Elimination Chamber in an Elimination Chamber match. Daniel Bryan interrupted to the joy of the crowd to build off of Pittsburgh hijacking the show the night before. Bryan said that he tried to get into the Royal Rumble match but was repeatedly denied, Triple H and Steph saying they did it for “his health”. Bryan then demanded to be put in the Elimination Chamber match. The Shield came out right on cue, Seth Rollins slipping over the barricade humorously, and beat down Bryan until John Cena and Sheamus made the save, setting up the main event. It was then later announced that the winning team would get entry into the Elimination Chamber match.

-WWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton addressed the WWE Universe about the current title situation (GM Brad Maddox introduced him to the ring and hung out ringside). He first put over his win over John Cena and his general superiority until Batista came out to interrupt. Batista vowed to become World Champ at Wrestlemania XXX. Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman then came out, and Heyman gave Maddox two options: 1) grant Lesnar a title match against Orton tonight or 2) have Lesnar face Batista to decide the actual #1 contender. Heyman said he wanted an answer tonight “or else” which he didn’t get, leading into Lesnar’s attack on Cody Rhodes & Goldust later in the show.

Jake “The Snake” Roberts was announced as the 2nd inductee into the 2014 WWE Hall Of Fame class.

Wade Barrett mocked Cleveland in his latest “Bad News” announcement.

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